Who, us?  Awww shucks!  We're flattered you'd want to know more about l'il ole us.  In a nutshell, we are a disparate collective of mavericks,  dreamers, rebels, mad scientists and smarty pants business hippies.  All with varying backgrounds that range from chemistry to cosmetics to dermatology. We even have a marketing nerd thrown in the mix for good measure.  However the one thing we all have in common is our almost psychotic devotion to the details  and an unbridled passion for doing things better than anyone else.  We know there’s the way it’s always been done, and then there’s the right way.  We choose the latter.

 

We have been working on this company for years -since 2021 to be exact.   We have waited quietly for all those years, watching, testing, and formulating.  We have seen what everyone else has done, and why.  We have tried them all and decided on those that we like and those that we don’t like.   Truth is, this business isn’t rocket surgery™. Almost anyone can do it, but so few do it right. Many people get into the beard industry by slapping together a random collection of ingredients that they have seen on someone else’s label without having the slightest idea as to how the oils act upon your skin or facial hair.   We have literally applied all of our collective scientific knowhow to create a formula that cannot be matched.  Dude, we are the Heisenberg of beard grooming products.  Everyone else’s stuff is foggy and white, and we are the crystal blue that is tight, tight TIGHT!  That rhymed, and it was a complete accident.  We are sorry. 

 

 

We have sat by watching, biting our collective tongues as all the other guys try to convince you that you are Vikings, or lumberjacks, test pilots, knights in shining armor or whatever other bad-ass gimmick they think will turn your head.  We believe consumers are smarter than that.  We know who we are, and we are endeavoring to create a secret society of like-minded, motivated, and discerning operatives who know who they are without the need to shout it to the world.  You don ‘t need for us to tell you that you’re a war lord –you already know. Chances are you are also very particular about the products you use on your hair and skin and undoubtedly want the best the industry has to offer, and not some crap an unemployed welder started making in his mom’s basement during the pandemic.  We believe we have cracked that code, and we look forward to providing you with last word in state of the art grooming products and beard care.  

 

We choose the highest grade of ethically and sustainably sourced oils and essences, each possessing very specific properties we are looking for.  We use the absolute best materials money can buy –no corners cut, and no excuses given.  Then we try to sell it at a very fair price. Our products contain no chemicals, no phthalates, no parabens, no BPA, no GMO, no alcohol, no mineral oil –absolutely nothing bad for your skin, hair or overall health, and absolutely NO ANIMAL TESTING! Not everyone can say that. Ingredients matter. YOU matter.

 

 

Our proverbial   door is always open.  If you have a complaint, or an idea, or a question –don’t hesitate to contact us.  We are here for you. Our product is important to us, but our level of service is equally important, if not more so.  We will go out of our way to make you happy.

 

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